Update: Our title mistakenly stated Trump’s account was gone for six minutes – it was 11. Which still isn’t enough.
For six minutes today, the world experienced social media without Donald Trump. And just as we were starting to get into it, to become fully engrossed in the very essence of what made it so good to begin with — the heavy breathing, animal-like noises, and intense feelings of pleasure that only comes from experiencing someone in their rawest form — it was over.
TWITTER JUST BANNED DONALD TRUMP! ?????
— Jamie Broadnax (@JamieBroadnax) November 2, 2017
Maybe think about baseball next time, Jack?
My guess: Trump tried to post something stupid and accidentally deleted his account. This is also how the global nuclear war will start, btw
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) November 2, 2017
After the internet lit its collective cigarettes, but before it managed to get out of bed, the theories started to roll in.
We, of course, don’t know the cause of Trump’s disappearance yet, but have reached out to Twitter for more information.
Update: Now we know. It was human error.